Share #4 Duit Baru 2012

Duit baru 2012.

Bank Negara Malaysia menerusi kenyataan rasminya menyatakan akan mengeluarkan siri baru bagi wang kertas dan wang syiling bagi negara Malaysia. Siri baru tersebut akan dimulakan menjelang awal 2012 dengan membawakan ciri keselamatan yang lebih tinggi dan teknologi yang diperbaharui.

P/S : Tapi bagi aku, color yang sebelum ni lagi okay rasanya. kan? 

Share #3 The Axe Effect

I'd found this and I would like to share.

Sebenarnya tak tahu ini sah atau tidak, tapi kelakar. :D

New Delhi, Seorang lelaki India berusia 26 tahun menyaman perusahaan HUL (Hindustan Unilever Limited), yang memasarkan produk wangian lelaki AXE, dengan tuduhan telah menipu dan menyebabkan 'Penderitaan Mental'.

Lelaki tersebut menyebut kegagalannya untuk memikat gadis, meskipun dia telah menggunakan produk AXE selama lebih dari tujuh tahun sampai sekarang. Iklan AXE menunjukkan bahawa produk-produk itu membantu kaum lelaki untuk menarik perhatian wanita.

Vaibhav Bedi, lelaki India tersebut juga menyerahkan semua bukti ke mahkamah dari semua produk yang telah digunakan mahupun yang belum dipakai, yang berupa deodorant sprays, perfume sticks and roll-ons, anti-perspirants, aftershaves, body washes, shampoos dan hair gels dengan jenama AXE.

Vaibhav Bedi juga meminta agar semua produk itu diperiksa di makmal. "Lalu dimana Axe Effect-nya? Saya sudah menunggu selama lebih dari tujuh tahun. Sejak kuliah sampai dengan saya bekerja di pejabat, tidak ada seorang pun gadis yang mahu ajak saya berdating bahkan hanya untuk minum teh atau kopi dengan saya".

"Meskipun saya yakin mereka boleh mencium bau perfum, deodorant dan aftershaves yang saya pakai. Saya selalu menggunakan produk itu dengan harapan boleh menjadi seperti apa yang terjadi pada iklan di TV".

Vaibhav mendakwa bahwa dia telah menggunakan semua produk AXE sesuai arahan yang ada sejak pertama kali dia membelinya. Dia berpendapat bahawa jika dia tidak boleh mengalami AXE Effect meskipun telah menggunakan produk sesuai petunjuk, bererti perusahaan telah menipu atau menjual produk palsu.

Saya selalu menyimpannya di tempat sejuk dan kering, dan menjauhkan mereka dari cahaya matahari langsung atau panas. Saya selalu menggunakan pembaris sebelum menyemburkan untuk memastikan bahawa jarak antara nozzle dan ketiak saya adalah sekurang-kurangnya 15 cm.

Saya selalu melakukan sesuai petunjuk pemakaian. Saya bahkan memukul anak saudara saya yang berusia 5 tahun kerana mendekati almari saya, sesuai dengan anjuran yang menyatakan agar menjauhkan AXE dari jangkauan kanak-kanak.

Vaibhav mendakwa bahwa dia telah mengalami banyak penderitaan mental dan penghinaan di depan awam kerana tidak adanya AXE Effect dan dia ingin agar perusahaan AXE membayar ganti rugi kepadanya untuk semua penderitaan tersebut.

Share #2 LOL?

Salam Buat Semua..~

Situasi :

1. Haha, kucing tu kaler biru, LOL.
2. Kau langgar pintu lagi? LMAO.
3. ILY so much chayunk. (blueekk..)
4. Dem, aku lupa doe. pf.

LOL, LMAO, ILY, PF, anda semua pernah jumpa short form macam ni? Rasanya pernah kan, mostly ramai yang dah guna. Tapi tahu tak? Masih ada antara kita yang tak tahu apa maksud short form yang kita guna tu? Bukan nak cakap mereka kolot, tapi mungkin diorang nampak orang guna tapi malas nak ambil tahu apa maksudnya. So, saja-saja mengisi kekosongan di hari hujan macam ni, untuk share dengan semua. :)

Aku tunjuk yang mana-mana selalu orang guna, contohnya :

LOL : Laughing Out Loud / Lots Of Laugh - ketawa sangat-sangat, penuh gelak ketawa

LMAO : Laugh My F**king A** Of - korang translate lah sendiri, haha.

ROTFL : Rolling On The Floor Laughing - macam ketawa sampai berguling-guling atas lantai

ILY : I Love You - ini korang pun tahu kan.

PF : Palm Head - tepuk dahi.

LOLOL : Lots Of Laughing Out Loud - banyak gelak ketawa terbahak-bahak (lawak sangatlah konon-kononnya)

Korang nak tengok yang lain, ada kat sini banyak sangat yang tak biasa kita dengar dan guna pun ada. Yang mana-mana rasa macam tak sesuai guna, janganlah guna ye :)

Quotations #2

10th Grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th Grade

The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior Year

The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day

A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Fews Years Later

Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral

Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I thought to my self, and I cried.

Quotations #1

9 Things I Hate About Everyone


1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!


6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???